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Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014
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Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018
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Home of sexual

Person 1: I am a homosexual
Person 2: you’re a home of sexual? So you’re a whore?
Person 1: What
Person 2: what
by SoImNotAmerican???? May 22, 2021
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Sexual Regret

Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.
The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
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sexual immigrant

A gay person, originally living in an intolerant society (small city , Muslim country), who immigrated to a bigger city and/or a different country due to said city's / country's intolerance to sexual deviation.
Meet A. He's a sexual immigrant from Iran.
by Giorgio Harmani May 4, 2012
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Sexual Satisfaction

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!
He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
by Living my best Life December 22, 2021
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sexual drive by

Sliding your hand across a mans pants before sleeping together to ensure proper girth.
A sexual drive by is when you're On your first date or so you need to check the size out before wasting any more of your time.
by MISSHAIRSTYLIST February 23, 2014
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