Middle aged man with mediocre accomplishments. Who will only marry women if they allow him to fuck in the ass hole.
by Prittygrl July 28, 2020

A cute, skinny, tall boy who often finds himself in the friend zone with the ladies but has many friends and he is very funny and easy to be around... and of course he loves dogs!! If you ever find a friend like him you should never let him go!
by Coochielover6969 August 7, 2019

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .
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by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017
