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Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
by ghostToes July 6, 2023
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Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"
Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.
by Fourveinte August 5, 2023
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Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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Pots and Pans

A fun, ill-intended way to describe dance music, more specifically the repetitious, hypnotic, vocal-less techno and tech house music you hear at the club after 3A.M.
Oh my God Mary, I need a chorus or some thing. This DJ has been serving us the pots and pans for 2 hours now.
by SShepard September 11, 2023
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Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
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WHY DID SHE POT!?

An exclamation from a noob gamer in reaction to an enemy player using a healing potion during a PVP encounter
"WHY DID SHE POT!?" Alexensual yelled after losing a duel to a night elf hunter.
by idk9001 October 4, 2023
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