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Teenaged old people

Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.
When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.

Teenaged old people are awesome
by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011
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old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.
Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.
by Urinehat February 12, 2007
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White people smh

Something black people say when they are disappointed at the actions of white people.
White guy: *Drinks bleach*
Black guy: White people smh
by cooler then your mom October 19, 2017
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Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
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People's Choice Award

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
by hodags1966 November 12, 2020
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Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.
Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people
by West Side Massive July 7, 2014
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Gay People Say No

A popular term used most commonly by Elementary and Middle Schoolers to try and make fun of someone because they are "gay." Basically someone would walk up to you and say "Hey have you watched the movie 'Gay People Say No'?" If you say no then you are "gay" because the tittle "says so." If you answer yes then you better have a good follow up comment. (See below for an awesome one!) You can alternatively respond with "Cool Story Bro" and watch the other person shut up.
Person 1: Hey have you ever watched the movie "Gay People Say No"?

Person 2: Yeah, I downloaded that off of ThePirateBay like two weeks ago! It was AWESOME!! My favorite part was when that one dude took down the enemy helicopter with a throwing knife!
by Beast Ops November 22, 2011
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