square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff

Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake

by Kemostar June 9, 2018

Rich man's pancakes

Pie any variety as long as cooked

I'm not hungry anymore I have rich man's pancakes left overs
FOOD!

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Ghetto Pancake

Very thick but still taste good

I like Aunt Jemima because she has ghetto pancakes

by Dxnoir00 March 28, 2018

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.

I really like rusty pancakes

by arcfo March 1, 2023

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010