absent boyfriend

a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them

"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"

by myoUGH July 6, 2020

National Don’t insult your Boyfriend Day

June 25- forever

It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023

Loser Boyfriend

A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc

When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?

"I want a a Loser Boyfriend"

by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024

Boyfriend

A boy who is willing to piss in your mouth

Friend 1: I have a boyfriend

Friend 2: Oh nice! We all love piss in our mouth

by equaticx January 19, 2021

tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 6, 2024

Boyfriend Meal

A healfy meal that boyfriend makes

Boyfriend!!! Im hungry, can you make me a boyfriend meal pleashe?

by monshterbuddy123 February 19, 2018

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023