Frosted mud slide

Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.

I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.

by Joc C January 5, 2010

texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

Kentucky mud wrestling

When you’re in an orgy with a sibling

When you’re Kentucky mud wrestling your sister can be there, ya’ll just can’t look each other in the eye

by Turkish Cal June 1, 2023

Louisiana Mud Slap

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018

firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

Arkansas mud plug

A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.

Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)

At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."

"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."

Chuck Berry

by Hefty_Prank July 22, 2017