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Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017
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cathy mac

Cathy Mac is an absolute ripper. A total Milf, she’s popular with the kids. The “fun mum” as she likes to think of herself. She has a huge heart, and is oh so generous. Her farts are silent and violent, and her jokes are dirty and crude. She enjoys a bottle of wine or two on the couch in the afternoon, and snores like no ones watching. Her smile lights up a room, and she’s always smiling. Cathy Mac is a rare and beautiful, bogan soul and you will never encounter a creature like her.
“Hey Damo! Cathy Macs butt chuggin’ a keg at the Vesbar!”
by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019
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Mac

I have a Mac
by ........ August 31, 2018
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mac and cheese

a yellow gooey food macaroni food.
I ate yummy gooey mac and cheese for my birthday dinner.
by ughzoelaverne April 7, 2021
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Mac

Fat, Gay, Australian teen whom stalks ginger twinks.
Oh my gosh! Call the police @0-0-0 right now! Mac is trying to take pics of me again.
by Mach8er July 6, 2019
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Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.
"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."
by NormanFives December 10, 2017
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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