My Padme

A girl, (usually a mans girlfriend) that one would do anything for. And the man knowing if she leaves he will become heartless and become a Darth Vader.

Man 1: Dude I think she's the one, she's like my Padme
Man 2: Be careful dude you don't want to become a Vader

by Anakin Skywalker l June 21, 2023

My Warner

The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.

Sandy: when you gonna date again

Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023

My cheerleader

A bad bitch who always slays with you even through those bad times your besties for life but arent the basic label

Carine is my cheerleader shes like my sista and I slay when shes around

by MissyBadBitch August 16, 2016

My bash

An alternative to "my bad"
After you make a mistake.

A: "dude! you stepped on my foot!"
B: "oh, my bash."

by rainbow323 May 16, 2010

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019

My Teal

Someone who you can always go to for both comfort and advice. You can tell them anything and you can always trust that they will give their honest opinion without judgement, but with care. They have a healing presence surrounding them, and they will always welcome you with open arms. They may be shy and reserved when you first meet them, but once that barrier melts away with time they will become a home for you. Don't ever let go of your teal.

Person 1: You seem to be doing a lot better these days. I know that you've had a lot on your plate for a while now, what kept you from losing it?
Person 2: Well, you can thank Kit for everything really. Meeting them changed my life, they were there for me at my lowest and helped me get back on my feet. I don't know where I'd be without them.
Person 1: Wow, they seem to be really special to you!
Person 2: Of course! They're my teal, and I won't trade that for anything.

by bitch_boy_benji June 30, 2023

My Vuong

A fat Vietnamese girl who likes to eat and is 134 pounds and thinks she is skinny my vuong cannot use correct grammar

Isabella My vuong is soooo fat AF

by smellslikehoespirit May 26, 2018