March 13

You are allowed to fuck your girlfriend

I can't wait when it march 13.

by ltaye March 11, 2021

March 9

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.

Person 1: When is your birthday??

Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: 🤨 are you gay??

Person 2: yes

Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁

by girlboss08 November 26, 2021

March 21

National suck kostas dick day

"ayo nibba come sug this dicc" - march 21

by HumungousPeen March 21, 2021

march 20th

national no junk food day!

keep yourself healthy!!!!!

*slaps burger out of friend's hand* rebbeca its march 20th you cant eat a burger
...

by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020

March 11

Day season 17 of Greys anatomy comes out 😁

I can’t wait till March 11 😏😏😏

by Derek sheperd February 12, 2021

March 1

Each year in March you can not wear makeup if you are a girl

Hey are you wearing makeup ya why you can’t wear makeup it’s March 1 oh ok I will take it off

by Seyniix November 07, 2020

March 5

March 5 is s day where ur a whore and a total slut. And when your the ugliest bitch unlike march 26 birthdays

Example: Asher your birthday is on march 5?

Must be a bitch

by lolomgok March 26, 2021