Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

Lemon

The best uncle ever >:D

"Lemon is honestly so cool ngl,,,,,,"

by Bread Crumbs! April 10, 2022

lemon fizz

When you nut and pee at the same time

Yo, I just did a lemon fizz on Miranda last night.

by Not Enough Gym Badges October 10, 2019

Don Lemon

In order to THINK he need to risk being offensive I mean look at the conversation we're having....

Hym "Ha! It's a good thing that we only believe the things we say we believe when they're convenient! Because, if not, then you would have singlehandedly undid Jordan's profound gotcha moment with your little Don Lemon rant."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

lemon mirange pie

When two guys cum in a girl at the same time and the woman proceeds to pee on there dicks

I lemon mirange pied this girl with my buddy last night

by Tgxxelite April 24, 2014

Lemon

A fruit, a fucking fruit

Jeff: Hey dude, what's a lemon?

Charlie: It's a goddamn fruit

by can't think of name March 3, 2017

lemon

Insulting term, i.e loser, idiot

“You great lemon!”

by printerjoe May 29, 2025