Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...

"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022

Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays

Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend

by Ron guy April 1, 2022

Jaeda Johnson

The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.

Guy 1: Did you see Jaeda Johnson's butt today?
Guy 2: Yea that shit looks phat

by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022

Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Raw

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”

by Tori8su April 10, 2022