Irish Betrayal 

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.

Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.

Irish Betrayal by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025

Irish Mooney 

When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.

After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.

Irish Mooney by archery60x January 14, 2025

Irish shrimp 

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

Irish shrimp by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.

Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.

Irish Hello by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

Irish Food by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

Irish pipe bomb 

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

Irish pipe bomb by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Irish Wristwatch 

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

Irish Wristwatch by 11Chicago March 7, 2025