Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

Flying Sex Snake

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008

one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003

flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball

I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes

by Gmy bars December 27, 2013

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?

by Vincenz December 14, 2008