foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out

I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river

by Kriknebrok98 December 18, 2016

Arkansas mud plug

A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.

Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)

At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."

"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."

Chuck Berry

by Hefty_Prank July 22, 2017

gum under the mud

Gum under the mud means a black woman's vagina because there pussy is pink and they are black.

My black freinds mom has verry nasty gum under the mudit is so pink it looks exactly like bubble gum.

by Queer96 January 28, 2014

Mud kingdom crabs

These crabs live in mud. An they are kings!!!!

This is a mud kingdom crabs

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.

Mississippi Mud Pile Is my favorite sex style.

by ManNamedJo October 8, 2018

Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021