Mud kingdom crabs

These crabs live in mud. An they are kings!!!!

This is a mud kingdom crabs

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

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coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018

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firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

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Louisiana Mud Slap

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018

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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
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"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017

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