An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
Get the Thor's Hammermug. when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
Get the polished hammermug. "Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
Get the half-past hammeredmug. Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.
Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.
May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.
May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!
Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.
by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020
Get the The Hammer and Sicklemug. A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
Get the Hammermug. by TallMammaJamma July 20, 2019
Get the Hammer bumpmug. The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success
Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang
by hastydemise January 26, 2019
Get the Hammer Bitch the Bing Wangmug.