goldendethblade

Some Fucking idiot on Xbox

guy1:Have you heard of that guy on Xbox GoldenDethBlade?
guy2:yeah he is a Fucking Idiot

by That_Shiny_Arbok March 19, 2019

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

Golden💖

Golden💖 - A heart that loves God

Golden💖's ask God's forgiveness if they start to feel like they hate someone. Thats why they are always so loving and happy!

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by Golden💖 May 18, 2019

Golden Eagle

A Golden Eagle is when a girl is laying on her back with her legs spread open, and you put your face into her vagina and she urinates into your face while screech like an eagle!

For the fourth of July, my wife gave me the old golden eagle.

by dick wigglesworth May 26, 2019

Golden Pint

The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.

"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"

by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019

golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019