ghetto centaur

A woman, with a tiny waist and absurdly huge ass. So extreme that it looks like an obese person's bottom sewn on to a thinner person's upper torso.

Even Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't touch that ghetto centaur.

by Manpei October 1, 2021

Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.

The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.

by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018

Ghetto-Peak

When some event takes place in total it is a poor event. It becomes 'peak'. However in some rare cases such event has become 'ghetto-peak' which means an unfortunate event turns into a sex party in some form of sick ghetto.

"SHIT HOME DAWG THAT EVENT IS PEAK"Said Hermanos
"NAAARRR BRAH I GOT SOME OF DAT BOOTY, THIS HERE IS 'GHETTO-PEAK'" Replied Manuel

by JasonAalonButler August 20, 2013

ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018

ghetto payraise

When a welfare queen squirts out yet another society-burdening offspring and consequently gets an increase in welfare, food stamps, and housing.

"Yo. you hear Latifa gettin' another ghetto payraise? Naw, she don't know who da daddy is..."

by Lao Zoot June 3, 2016

Quick Ghetto

Taking a dab hit from an improvised/ home made rig quickly.

Hey man, lets go for a quick ghetto on our break!

by Dr3do9g2354 October 6, 2018

ghetto beans

A hood Ass meal that consists of pork n beans ,ground beef, bacon , and a few other necessities

Aey bruh you get some of them Ghetto beans at the bbq

Yeah B they was slammin

by The_ trillest December 16, 2017