7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 27, 2010
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.
In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.
Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.
Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021