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Disease

Cessation or reduction in ease.
FaceBook suddenly changing its layout caused a lot of disease
by toastedwater December 2, 2021
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SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.
Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.
by Valentinern January 17, 2022
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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Nostalgia’s Disease

A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past
After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease
by YuOfTheNight June 25, 2019
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Osgood-Schlatter disease

German slang for deep throating addiction.

Also sound like ; awwgggawwgunslchaltssss!
Your Osgood-Schlatter disease is really flaired up, you get a raise at work? A reference to a chronic condition.
by Billnyecuminyoureye August 15, 2025
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rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act or dress like the opposite gender, it is a absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE
all LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"
by unknown604 May 13, 2024
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