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Shadow crack

When a girl doesnt have panties on in a white dress and you can see the shadow of her ass crack.
Damn. Did you see that bitches shadow crack? She definitely aint got no draws on.
by Cline22 February 23, 2019
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dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
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Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people
The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey
by funguy2568 July 24, 2022
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crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 8, 2012
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crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet
by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023
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cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.
"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"
by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009
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crack cone

omg halle is such a crack cone
by ytewhghj October 1, 2017
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