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Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding
Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name
by bumsectomy June 1, 2009
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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
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Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
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Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.
Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!
by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021
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captain kibbles

Someone who will always be there for you.
hey there alex! Or should i say captain kibbles?”
by perfect paw November 11, 2019
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The Captain Underpants

When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night standCAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.
Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.
by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023
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