Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.

Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.

by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023

Captain Hindisight

When an indian person tells you something totally obvious.

- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?

- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight

by newlhaz November 26, 2021

Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.

Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans

by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025