Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

beady eyes

This is a mentally handicapped person that has beady, black little eyes.

Hey! You see that beady eyes over on register four? Holy shit! How is he cashiering if he is a beady eyes?

Shoutout to Wainarius AKA Boss of All Bosses!!!

by T--Niggs April 1, 2009

bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006

Anal beard

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

The Devil's Beard

A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period.

"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."

by deep scraps October 15, 2009

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009