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NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed
by Django Elf March 20, 2021
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Bed

Sleppy bed
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison
Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."
by 7568ino January 18, 2024
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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018
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General bed

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.
Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, not just in sexual bed.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
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Bed Sausage

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”
by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021
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Pizza Bed

That meme that looks like a pizza but is not
B ISSA PIZZA BED FUCK OUTTA HERE CALLING GHAT A OIZZA
by Mike Wazowski My nIbba September 6, 2017
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