don fucking asshole

Gang slang meaning that the concerning person is bragging 'bout his lifestyle being that of an highly ranked mob-boss.

I think we should pay him a visit, 'cause he thinks he's the don fucking asshole of my sisters hood! Well he's damn fucking wrong!!!

by Aboraly September 2, 2006

A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

a bag full of assholes

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

by ERB1983 December 6, 2010

kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!

by zippojoker August 25, 2009

genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

by flack destroyer January 22, 2005