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April 24th

April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up

honestly gross
person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
by cumprincess February 5, 2023
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April 24

Kill a stupid immature boy who follows into other little boys footsteps about rape! and those disgusting old pedophile men! they dont deserve to be alive! chop their dicks off!!
"Wanna hangout tmr? it'll be April 24th." - stupid little boy
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
by TTTTTTTTT45 February 14, 2023
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April Baby

A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.

Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:

In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:

'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again

Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May

2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise

Yeah I know I walked into a table

3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!

Did I?

Yes...look!

Bugger me...I did!

Il help you clean it up if you like?

Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017
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24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.
K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that
by goofyahhmf April 24, 2022
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April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!
Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"
by Obanai April 24, 2022
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April 24

Honestly, April 24 is for R*pe day, and it got viral on Tiktok about it, instead of S.A random people (well that's very haram) Let's respect each other and comfort the people who experienced it. It's not the victim's fault, the one who did it is the one who blame.
April 24 is a day to be normal without S.Aing people. Actually, not this day, everyday.
by Camera in your house April 24, 2022
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April 28th

Hey baby it’s April 28th

Oh ok here
by Cyraash April 28, 2022
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