legacy child

A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.

Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.

by CreatorJo June 26, 2024

love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.

person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!

by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022

Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things

Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?

by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Child of the Sun

An almost-sacrilegious title for someone whose presence feels divine and untouchable; a person whose warmth and light sustain you, yet whose absence leaves you in devastating shadow. Often used as a confession of reverence and love, implying they are more than human and therefore beyond your possession.

"To me, she isn’t just beautiful, she’s the Child of the Sun."

by pacibunni August 11, 2025

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021