Dr. Jellyfingers

Dr. Jellyfingers is more myth than man. He single-handedly floats the GC Caseys with the vast amount of old crow whiskey he purchases and then snorts. He enjoys building shit out of pallets and has probably slept with your sister. His K/D is higher than yours.

If you're reading this, Dr. Jellyfingers is probably your father.

by Randon5 May 25, 2016

TL;DR

Usually used in reddit stories, the term TL;DR (Too Long, didn't read) is used at the end of a long story to briefly summarize what the story was about for those not willing to read the whole long story.

Person 1 - "Dude did you check out the reddit posts I asked you to read?"
Person 2- "Sorry dude, I had no time to go through long life stories, I could only read the TL;DRs, they were amazing btw"

by FeckMySis July 2, 2019

DRS

Don’t remember shit

I’m sorry if I don’t remember your name. I suffer from DRS.

by Dr. Law August 13, 2021

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

Dr. Sheesh

A well endowed man who is way to smooth. Dr. Sheesh will break into your house while you are having sex with your girlfriend and best you in CoD.

Girl 1: OMG! Is that Dr. Sheesh?
Girl 2: YES IT IS!!
Man 1: I want him inside me!!!

by BigMacMattt March 2, 2022

Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery

Special J is a dr douchery

by Dr Douche December 7, 2021

Dr Pepper

When you forcefully ejaculate a huge load into a girls mouth before she knows whats going on or can swallow, and it comes out her nose like Dr Pepper.

"I surprised her with such a big load, it came out of her nose like Dr Pepper!?!"

by Black Sheep77 January 11, 2025