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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard
Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.
by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022
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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023
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Uni Man

A person who decides who gets into unis based on their drag queen abilities
“Omg Tom you have to rewrite your personal statement to impress the Uni Man

with your drag experience
by holldogyeah October 15, 2019
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Man

42 women preferably 21 moms
by larry schedder June 5, 2019
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Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.
Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.
by Bad C dev December 22, 2025
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fruit man

Derogatory term for gay men. Infers that the gay man is basically a woman.
Person 1:Hi, i'm gay.
Peron 2: Fuck off fruit man
by Ironcladking December 22, 2022
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