i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM

you know, i will sleep early today

by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023

I

A dumbass who searched themselves up on urban dictionary

Searcher: hmmm, I wonder what “I” would turn out to be
Urban dictionary: You got issues man...

by The Dumb People Helper March 23, 2021

(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I AM HERE FOR YOU

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.

by Piratacs May 12, 2023

everything i dislike is a cult

Something smart people say when Atheists claim all Christians are bad people

DumbAtheists: Christianity is a Cult

Sane people: everything i dislike is a cult

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 3, 2021

i finna buzz

'i finna buzz' is something that you say when you have intercourse

gets ace 'i finna buzz' or when you are fucking a hoe sideways in your toyota prius on the street corner

by nibba hoe September 20, 2017