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Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
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Richest man alive

Richest man alive is Brandon
by Simpler_Name December 8, 2021
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Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.
Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
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Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021
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Creeper? aw man

Creeper? aw man
So we back in the mine swinging pickaxe from side to side

(Side side to side)
by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022
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Banana Man

A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.
A banana man is a man who turns into a banana
by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020
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