I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

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.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dubs Her Kill Will I.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.

Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

i forgor

i wanted the card in my e shop credit

person 1: awh man i forgor
person 2: really? thats awful.

by alokeseseseses February 18, 2022

initial I

If you’ve ever met a person with the initial I, you are lucky, Peoples whose name starts with an I are the most nicest, funniest, nonchalant, people you will ever meet, they love to joke around and they stick up for the people they love, they can be rude sometimes but only when you get on their bad side, they know how to fight and they are not the ones to mess with, they don’t know their own power because they’ve never used it. The initial I is a unique initial in girls names and is also the initial that tends to have the most nicest girls.

person 1 : don’t fw the initial I man..
person 2 : or what
person 1 : trust me man

by 0m3r1k July 2, 2022