you

yes, you

That's you

by Hacked_240 April 8, 2022

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

you are ded

not big surprise

"Fuck of heavy, you are ded."

"No u, POW"

"You are ded."

by Protato Chip July 23, 2024

You

A lonely idiot who is gonna be single for the rest of your life

You are amazing

by anonymous February 9, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>about what she can get from you<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023