man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

skinny mustache man

hitler but in a more casual sense.

that guy looks like skinny mustache man

by mike oxmal July 21, 2023

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

Weak Man

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT "MEN" ANY BETTER THAN I TALK ABOUT YOU, FUCK-FACE!

Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"

Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"

Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"

Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"

Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2023

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

CLIPPER-MAN

The leader of MorrisNation and is also known as the GOAT

OMG is that CLIPPER-MAN????

by JIBBAMIESTER July 22, 2023

on the man

a different way of saying "fr"

christina: "mackenzie you need to get over him"
nalaysia: "on the man!!"

by Delantae Woods July 24, 2023