Bois

anybody who you associate with regularly (is singular)

sup, bois!

by Bois Series December 16, 2018

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.

The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?

by The River Walker February 16, 2021

Boi

A “boi” is someone who says something stupid, Also see “shithead”

Person 1: Need an abortion?

Person 2: BOI

by grandpa_ricks_dong November 25, 2017

Big boy

A person who has a very large cock

Hey, Big boy wanna do me tonight?

by TrueMrGroff November 21, 2021

Fat Boy

Usually a dumb ass mother fucker that doesn’t give a god dam about anything. Also a great insult sluts give to their husbands.

Mommy: “OH YOU AINT GETTIN ANYFING BETTA THEN THIS FAT BOY!”

Daddy: “SCREE YOU! YEH EVIL SLUT!

by Tori_This_Is_Nick January 1, 2019

Cloudy Bois

Prounounced (CLOU-DEE-BWAH)

Those things up in the sky that look down upon you and cry their little tears of freshwater. Well, this got pretty dark. Have a good day. PEACE....

Hey, look! It's some Cloudy Bois in the sky! What a fine day I'm having! :D

by NationalToothbrushDay March 8, 2018