how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?

well… how do you do it?

-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?

by irapeaarvarks54 May 06, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Promise If You Stop Me From Processing, I Will Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

you just got fanged

when you win a game of among us and ur kinda obsessed with a kids tv show called miraculous and jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make ur among us name jollyfang and every time you win you say you just got fanged

me: YOU JUST GOT FANGED

other players: TEAMING

by chatnoir_stan April 19, 2021

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Anyone: "'You All Are The Most Evilest Individuals I Have Ever Met

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Anyone: "'You All Are The Most Evilest Individuals I Have Ever Met

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Anyone: "'You All Are The Most Evilest Individuals I Have Ever Met

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 05, 2025

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur.

How the hell you spell showfer?

Chauffeur

Ooh, fancy pants rich mcgee over here! FUCK YOU! Spelling bee ass...he gonna give me the definition next!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 25, 2024