When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
Get the Oh shit text mug.Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.
Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.
by A Brick February 11, 2017
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It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
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Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth
Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth
Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted
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