Shit on

By mongral player how play fortnite say shit on

Shit on will tell you when you kill someone in a fortnite game

by FicoBB October 4, 2020

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

BS-Shit Show

Acronym for Bullshit+Shit Show. The bullshit one is talking is sure to cause a shit show. Nothing good will come from that conversation, meeting, traffic stop, so on and so forth.

BS-Shit Show:
The 2020 Election was a bullshit shit show.

Everything Trump says and does is a bullshit shit show.

That status caused a bull shit shit show

by DomSubImmaSub69 November 23, 2020

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Shit the Bitch

To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.

*Four un-used cards*

Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011