When one or more individuals take a poop log, and swap it into each-others butt holes. In this process, the poop travels from the makers but into the next individuals butt hole. Invented in the Cave Man ages as a way to have fun with feces, this technique has been around for ages. Poop Swamping was used in the early ages to prevent colon cancer, and is prescribed by doctors today!
Poop Swapping is proven to clean the anus.
Johnny Bova and some of his friends decided they wanted to Poop Swap behind the school after hours.
Johnny Bova and some of his friends decided they wanted to Poop Swap behind the school after hours.
by c0maVT January 14, 2010
Get the Poop Swap mug.Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.
by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018
Get the Gnarly poop mug.A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015
Get the Poop pillar mug.Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit
OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
Get the poop goblin mug.The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.
by PoopHip71 June 16, 2012
Get the Poop hip mug.1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
Get the Pompeii Poop mug.When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!
I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
by Madetolast December 20, 2017
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