Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017

Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.

DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah

by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024

Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.

Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Whale

Your mother

"Your mother is a whale"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021