to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016
Get the harpoon the whalemug. Someone who is fat, On average, still lives with their mom and has no father. They typically spend all their time playing games such as Idle angels, And other anime girl spinning games. They spend lots of money on these games trying to get their favorite "Waifuu" and will never live up to anything in life because they are lazy, fat, pieces of shit, and spend all day on the internet.
Guy: Don't play Idle Angels.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
Guy #2: Why shouldn't I, What would you do if I did?
Guy: All you do in that game is spin for little anime whores and then get cards.
Guy #2: And, So what if I care.
Guy: Alright then be a Whale if you want.
by Zubeia May 4, 2022
Get the Whalemug. Whale:
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
“Wow, spending $5 on a game app? You’re basically a whale now. Better watch out for that tax audit.”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Whalemug. by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shitmug. 
Get the Whale sharkmug. Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.
by Logan0787 April 9, 2023
Get the Drunk Land Whalemug. by Whalecracker October 17, 2015
Get the Crack the whalemug.