Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 05, 2024
Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
by Faymkonzi June 01, 2019
"Touch antennae" is a metaphorical expression referring to the act of connecting or communicating on a personal and intuitive level, much like how insects use their antennae to sense their surroundings. See “grok.”
by OG_Miggysmalls January 20, 2024
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
by pupl0ver234 February 23, 2010
by jraw April 12, 2017
The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 30, 2017
The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
by Hunk Royal October 28, 2017