Touch

To rape somebody

I swear to god jimmy if you don’t shut up I’ll touch you tonight

by I indeed am that guy November 27, 2022

Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.

Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

Touch the corn

when somebody gives you a hand job

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

touch-hole

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.

what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.

by beejammie August 12, 2022

touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025