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goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat
Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street
by CrickyGG May 12, 2021
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Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine
Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party
by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022
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Goat Raper

A man of middle eastern heritage, Afghan, Iranian, Iraqi, Syrian, etc.
A goat raper blew himself up today with a suicide bomb.
by Deep South Po-Po July 22, 2025
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Goat

Small brown kid waiting under tree after school for parents with big teeth
The boy is a goat for waiting in the sun 🌞
by Thecoolestgohl August 1, 2018
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The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!
by tgoli September 28, 2018
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