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amazing grace academy

A school that is known for having one grumpy teacher,that doesn’t know how to have fun.If you go to amazing grace academy,you will find lots of nice people there,there’s always one kid who has a terrible hair cut.The school probably isn’t very big like public schools,but you would have more opportunities there then at a public one.The school probably has a kid with a Afro,a kid with long hair,and...a kid with no hair at all.
“What school do you go to?” “Amazing grace academy.”
by bhaha June 18, 2018
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Commonwealth Academy

A shitty racist school made from two small renovated buildings. It hosts a variety of racist people including an english teacher that says the word Chink in reference to the slur for asians, and another teacher who said the N-word twice without repercussions
Guy: "Have you heard about that school Commonwealth Academy?"
Guy 2: "Oh dude, I fucking hate that school, they have racist teachers there."
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Nova Classical Academy

A school full of dummies, but they actually work hard. This school gives you tons and tons of schoolwork to do and it will make you stress asf! But you know, its called pre-college work, so like yea. BUT BUT overall don't go date no guys over there too, they are all stupid and dumb ass fucks too!
Hey, you heard about Nova Classical Academy?
Yeah? Why?
Its kinda gay
by Whatifs February 28, 2023
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors.
Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*
by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023
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Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.
Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though
by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023
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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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