salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Salty

When Owen gets last kill on Oliver and now Oliver can’t sleep at night.

Oliver’s salty that Owen has last kill.

by Oliver’s a salty boyyyy May 7, 2021

salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016