Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.
When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023

by Walter502 May 21, 2021

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?
by bushlight November 4, 2018

Spum Lord is an insult to call someone a moronic cum brain in public without using such harsh vocabulary
*some kid with a loud speaker blasting music in a common area acting like a complete fool and disturbing the peace*
“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive”
“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive”
by ARCTIC STRFISH November 19, 2019

by Yagirl21 November 9, 2019

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022
