Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 28, 2022

Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

Suicidality

That OR faux suiciality is trendy again like it was in the ealy to mid 2000s (2003-2009)

Hym "And what's the metric you are using to measure this suicidality? Is it self-reporting? Of based on attempt?"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017