Watermelon Sugar

Something that I'd like to try, it sounds like a watermelon dunked in sugar.. or sugar flavored like watermelon. Both sound extremely delicious but also extremely dangerous for my health.

Person one: Could you pick me up some watermelon sugar?
Person two: The song?
Person one: No!
Person two: The top trending word in urban dictionary?
Person one: No!
Person two: The weird mushroom?
Person one: No! The sugar that they sell at the supermarket, the one that tastes like watermelon.
Person two: Huh?-

by angrythatthenamesiwantaretaken April 26, 2021

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Watermelon Sugar

When you commit multiple war crimes in the district of Venezuela

watermelon sugar? more like h

by GregGregGregGreg December 01, 2020

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Watermelon sugar

Aggressivre genital fungus, spreads like fire and causes massive burning sensation and mushroom like warts to spread over your whole penis. Mushrooms are able to be eaten and taste like chocolate.

Man 1: I had sex with woman
Man 2: oh no look, you have watermelon sugar
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK MY NUTS BURN
Man 2: Can I pick the mushrooms?
Man 1: sure
Man1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE, FUCKING SUSAN

by Joe'sToes96 December 04, 2020

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Sugar Plum Fairy

A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.

Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"

Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."

Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"

Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"

by MolotovCoqteez September 20, 2013

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Mexican sugar tits

When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.

Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food

by Scatman Crothers nigger March 08, 2009

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